Punsie: You think you're ready (like red) for my *rhymes*? You'll soon be green as envious *limes*! I see you're not yellow, fellow, but I don't wanna make you blue.I'm about to open a new chapter in Rhyme and Punishment! Punsie: You think this is a joke? Well, I've got something in store for you.Punsie: Heh, well I think you've got some sour grapes, whiney.Flapjack: No thank you, I already got some from your cheesy jokes.Punsie: Oh, would you like some cheese with that +whine+?.Punsie: Let's give this joker a hand, folks, he ain't playin' with a full deck, but he certainly is a +card+! And he knows that I'm still the +king+! What's the deal, Larry? You folding 'cause we've got a full house here? Why do 'ya look so +flush+ed? I thought you always got one +up your sleeve+!.And asked me for some gum, and I said, why would you want gum that's been dropped? Oh no! Uh, he, uh asked for a gum drop. Larry: Uh, uh, a pirate captain walked into the Candy Barrel the other day.Punsie: Why don't 'ya make it 10 stories and then jump?.Larry: So, I, uh, have a funny story to tell 'ya.Punsie: That's you in a nutshell, alright.Larry: No, because I'm a corny joke teller.Flapjack: Hey, stop it, Punsie! It's Peppermint Larry's turn to tell jokes.Speaking of classy, what does a shapely dame like you teack the kids? Geometry? Leading, I hear you're the school teacher. Punsie: Oh, Larry, I knew you'd be de+lighted+ to see me.Punsie: If I take two, will you take five?.Punsie McKale: Would 'ya settle for one and a half?.Peppermint Larry: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to.PEPPERMINT LARRY, PUNSIE MCKALE, AND FLAPJACK
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